10 Karl Lagerfeld quotes that show he is the sassiest man alive.

 1. On his expensive taste.

“When I was four I asked my mother for a valet for my birthday.”

2. On his perception of body shape.

“I lost 200lbs so I could wear suits by Hedi Slimane.”

3. On his opinions of using fur in fashion.

“In a meat-eating world, wearing leather for shoes and even clothes, the discussion of fur is childish.”

4. On not wanting children.

“Having adult children makes you look 100 years old. I don’t want that.”

5. On his iconic style.

“I am like a caricature of myself, and I like that. It is like a mask. And for me the carnival of Venice lasts all year long.

6. On listening to other people.

“I hate intellectual conversation with intellectuals because I only care about my opinion.”

7. On jogging bottoms.

“Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life so you bought some sweatpants.”

8. On himself.

“I am very down to earth. Just not this earth.”

9. On Femininity.

”Elegance is a physical quality. If a woman doesn’t have it naked, she’ll never have it clothed.”

10. On Beauty.

“I don’t like standard beauty. There is no beauty without strangeness.”